What we’ve been waiting for since Empire strikes Back … J.J. Abrams is the greatest fanboy in the known galaxy.
Disney did everything the dark side commanded to ruin this movie for the audience. Inundating us for over a year with satanic marketing and toys and irrelevant bullshit to inspire much-warranted loathing and disgust — but I resisted the call to hate.
Even in the previews before this very film they cynically attempted to break me. Disney/Coca Cola, obeying their true lords Mammon and Beelzebub, hammered at our eyes and ears mercilessly. Yet a pure strand of hope remained, just twinkling in the infinite blackness of canned corporate consumer culture.
And if Daisy Ridley would like to go get a coffee and talk Jedis and laser blasters that could definitely happen. My email’s around here somewhere.