Star Wars ‘No Review Necessary’ Review

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What we’ve been waiting for since Empire strikes Back … J.J. Abrams is the greatest fanboy in the known galaxy.

Disney did everything the dark side commanded to ruin this movie for the audience. Inundating us for over a year with satanic marketing and toys and irrelevant bullshit to inspire much-warranted loathing and disgust — but I resisted the call to hate.

Even in the previews before this very film they cynically attempted to break me. Disney/Coca Cola, obeying their true lords Mammon and Beelzebub, hammered at our eyes and ears mercilessly. Yet a pure strand of hope remained, just twinkling in the infinite blackness of canned corporate consumer culture.

 

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And if Daisy Ridley would like to go get a coffee and talk Jedis and laser blasters that could definitely happen. My email’s around here somewhere.

 


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